nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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