I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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