this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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