Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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