Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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