How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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