My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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