More tranny stories later!
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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