i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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