What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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