doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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