i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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