i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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