He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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