i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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