Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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