The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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