Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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