I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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