In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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