Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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