she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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