OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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