just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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