so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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