I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
we're so committed to being not committed
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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