help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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