Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
