Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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