THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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