Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm passing your future prison.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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