This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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