Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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