C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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