'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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