Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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