He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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