omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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