Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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