Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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