is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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