How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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