haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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