yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
