I'm gonna have a badass scar
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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