i was born a porn star she said
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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