erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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