I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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