The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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