glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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