No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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