yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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