I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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