pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
my being single is dangerous.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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